This is my favourite part of the Music Section. I hope
you, the visitor, enjoy it as well.

***WARNING AND DISCLAIMER***
This section needs a sense of humour. If you don't have one, 
exit this section AT ONCE!! You've been warned!



It is a very scary thing when I get bored. For, when I do,
I usually come up with some pretty wild (or nasty, depending 
on how you want to take me)things. One thing fluttered through 
my mind this past weekend, and I couldn't stop the ideas from
snowballing. I had to act upon it.

Enlisting the help of my "terrifying" counterpart, Jessica
Rabbit, we've created a list of songs that to us, reflect
the wrestling tours we've taken through the past years here
in Atlantic Canada when the WWF has passed through. It may 
give you a bit of an idea of what goes on up here when things 
let loose. Then again, it may not. It may give you a better 
understanding and appreciation of how I/we think and believe,
and the perhaps even about the people we've decided to include. 
Or, it may just confuse you. :)

In any case, the two of us had an absolute SCREAM coming up
with these. I know I laughed so hard I had tears for most of 
these. And there were many where we BOTH lost it completely.
These were good things to remember. Thanks to Jessica for her
help in bringing me back down to sanity when I got too carried
away and far off the track(happened alot! ROFL!) (as always).

These songs are what we consider to be an honest reflection
of our time involved, as well as the people. You can try to 
disagree with our choices, but, if you weren't there, you
can't give us opposition. And, if you were there, we know
you'd agree! We've really tried to paint the whole picture 
with our song choices. Most songs are just the title, as the 
title says it all. Some songs, I couldn't help myself, and had
to put in the relevant lines as well, because, it's just too 
damn funny. Other songs, I've included the complete
lyrics to the song, or a link to the lyrics for you, because the
song isn't particulrily well known, or it helps to truly paint
the whole picture.

We hope you enjoy going along with us for our rides. We hope 
that you find the humour (and the truth) in these as we do, 
and if you don't, we're very sorry about that, but, we aren't 
going to explain it to you either, as it's like having to 
explain the punch line to a joke--it takes all the fun out of it.
We also hope that we will be able to add to this list in the 
future, but, that's highly dubvious, so we are using this as the "recording of history" so to speak.

If you feel the need to send feedback, feel free to do so at
anytime to: Email Icewolf
Now, onto the tunes: PS: The last section, is the BEST section! :) :) :)

Songs that represent the Atlantic Canadian Wrestling Tours
in general:


1) "The Boys Are Back In Town"


Guess who just got back today
Them wild eyed boys that had been away.
Haven't changed, hadn't much to say
But, man, I still think them cats are crazy.
The boys are back in town, the boys are back in town
I said the boys are back in town. 
The boys are back in town
Spread the word around, Guess who's back in town.
Just spread the word around.
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and the blood will spill
And if the boys wanna fight you better let 'em.
Now that the boys are here again.

2) "We're Here For A Good Time (Not A Long Time)"


A very good friend of mine 
Told me something the other day 
I'd like to pass it on to you 
'Cause I believe what he said to be true. 
He said 'We're here for a good time 
Not a long time (not a long time)', 
So have a good time 
The sun can't shine every day
And the sun is shinin' 
In this rainy city 
And the sun is shinin' 
Oooooh, isn't it a pity 
And every year, has it's share of tears 
And every now and then it's gotta rain
We're here for a good time 
Not a long time 
So have a good time 
The sun can't shine every day

3) "Take A Chance On Me"


If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down.
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie
If you put me to the test, if you let me try
Take a chance on me
  (That's all I ask of you honey)
Take a chance on me
We can go dancing, we can go walking, as long as we're together
Listen to some music, maybe just talking, get to know you better
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down
Take a chance on me
  (Come on, give me a break will you?)
Take a chance on me

4)"Raise A Little Hell"


5)"Ten Feet Tall And Bulletproof"


This in general, is a GREAT wrestling song. It encompases
so much, in so little, but, it REALLY represents a few 
things with regards to the wrestling up here. We undoubtedly
have the STUPIDEST, and GUT-SIEST fans ANYWHERE! This song
we dedicate to the idiots who jumped in the ring and gave us
an extra show within the show. We dedicate this to the idiots 
who seemed to frequent "The Palace" AFTER the show. (Who needed 
a wrestling ticket in the end?):

"I'll find a bar,
And I'll have a few,
Until I'm Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof.
Well I start to feel like Superman, 
Then I pick a fight.
Only to find out my opponent's
Holding Kryptonite.
You'd think I'd learn my lesson,
But I'm still paying dues
Each time I drink
And start to think
I'm Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof." 

Songs that represent the times in Halifax (and in some cases,
the people and places too):


1) "If You Could Read My Mind Love"


If you could read my mind, love,
What a tale my thoughts could tell.

If I could read your mind, love,
What a tale your thoughts could tell.

I never thought I could  feel this way
And I've got to say that I just don't get it.

2)"Sweet Dreams Are Made of This"


3) "(There's Gonna Be) A Heartache Tonight"


Somebody's gonna hurt someone,
Before the night is through.
Somebody's gonna come undone,
There's nothin' we can do.

Everybody wants to touch somebody
If it takes all night.
Everybody wants to take a little chance,
Make it come out right.

There's gonna be a heartache tonight,
a heartache tonight, I know.
There's gonna be a heartache tonight, I know.
Lord, I know.

Some people like to stay out late
Some folks can't hold out that long
But nobody wants to go home now.
There's too much goin' on.

There's gonna be a heartache tonight,
A heartache tonight, I know.
There's gonna be a heartache tonight,
A heartache tonight, I know.
Lord I know.

Somebody's gonna hurt someone,(somebody)
Before the night is through
Somebody's gonna come undone,
There's nothin' we can do

We can beat around the bushes;
we can get down to the bone
We can leave it in the parkin' lot,
but either way, there's gonna be a
heartache tonight, a hearache tonight I know.
There'll be a heartache tonight
a heartache tonight I know.

4) "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
5)Jessica's perspective a time or two *snickers*:


"You Ain't Much Fun Since I quit drinkin'"

6)In honour of Mark's last two nights in Halifax:

"The Whiskey Ain't Workin' Anymore"


There was a time when I could drink my cares away
And drown out all of the heartaches
that hurt me night & day
When the thought of you came crashin' through I'd have one more
But now the whiskey ain't workin' anymore

I need one good honky tonk angel to turn my life around
That's reason enough for me to lay this old bottle down

A woman warm & willing is what I'm looking for
'Cause the whiskey ain't workin anymore

They knew my name at every bar in town
And they knew all of the reasons why I was comin 'round 'round
'round. 'Cause the whiskey ain't workin' anymore
Lord the whiskey ain't workin' anymore
That's for sure!

7) "Don't Forget Me When I'm Gone"


Don't forget me when I'm gone
My heart would break
I have loved you for so long
It's all I can take

Songs that represent the times in Moncton (and in some cases,
the people and places too):


1) "Oh What A Night"


2) "Turn Me Loose"


3) FOR ZIGGY'S!! 

(Please! Someone tell Hunter, Ziggy's is closed!--It will 
have to be the Voodoo Lounge!(same owners you see!)
If you weren't ever to Ziggy's, you just can't understand!
GOD BLESS ZIGGY'S!

"Jose Cuervo, You Are A Friend Of Mine"


Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine.
I like to drink you with (OUT!!!)
a little salt and lime,

Then I kiss all the cowboys, 
(okay, okay, so we didn't kiss the cowboys....but, we did
have fun with the wrestlers *twinkle in her eye*)
then I shoot out the lights,

Then I dance on the bar, then I start up a fight.
Oh, those little shooters, (TKO'S FOREVER)
How I love to drink them down
C'mon, bartender, let's have another round.

Well the music's playing and my spirits are high
Was the life of the party; I can't stop grinning, 
 
Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine.
I like to drink you with (OUT!!!)
a little salt and lime,
Then I kiss all the cowboys, then I shoot out the lights,
Then I dance on the bar, then I start up a fight.

4) ALSO FOR ZIGGY'S, AND EVERY WRESTLER WHO'S BEEN THERE:

(Thanks also to the best bartender around back in Oct, 1996!
"Okay everyone....quiet...stop....watch."
"OH!! These are SOOO good! THANK YOU! See you again in a 
few minutes!"

"Wasn't That A Party!"


Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.
Could have been three or four six-packs, 
I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in,
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die,
Tell me, me oh me oh my,
Wasn't that a party?

Old Billy Joe and Tommy, (insert boys name here)
well they went a little far,
They were sitting in the street
blowing on the siren in somebody's police car.
So you see, your honour,
It was all in fun,
That little bitty track meet down on main street,
Was just to see if the cops could run,
I'm in an alcoholic haze,
I can sure use those thirty days to recover from the party.

Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.
Could have been three or four six-packs,
I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in,
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die,
Tell me, me oh me oh my,
Wasn't that a party?

Till the next time Moncton.....TLMBMTTTNATB!!!!



The songs we have chosen to represent those present
for the good times through the different times and in 
the various places:

Scott Hall (Razor Ramon):
 "(Yes, I admit,)I Got A Thinkin Problem" 
(ROFLMAO--PMP!!)

Ted Dibiase:
"Sharp Dressed Man" and "Missionary Man"

Mark Callaway:
 "King Of Pain"

Johnny Nord:
 "What if God Was One of Us" (Yes, there IS more than
ONE version Johnny!!)

Jimmy Neidhart:
 Anything by "Snoop" (it all sounds the same anyways!) 
And, "NO! God-Damnit, I STILL don't know Snoop!!"

Jimmy Duggan:
 "Good Vibrations" 

Jim Dotson: May 23, 1998:

"Every Breath You Take"
Ev'ry move you make, Ev'ry step you take,
I'll be watching you.

Shawn Michaels:
 "Ten Feet Tall And Bulletproof"
(Who's backing you up now boy? HAHAHA)
I'm a full grown man, that's plain to see,
But no where near as full-grown as I'd like to be.
But I'll find a bar, and I'll have a few,
Until I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof.

Joey Marella:
  "Joey" (RIP! Miss ya!)

Bret Hart:
 "Jerk"
ADDED to the "Jerk" list: Brooklyn Brawler and Billy Gunn

Dustin Runnels:
 "Black Velvet"

Luke and Butch:
 "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino To Decorate Our Home"
(Wonder if "useless" would agree? ROFLMAO!!)

I came crawlin' home last night, like many nights before.
I finally made it to my feet as she opened up the door.
And she said you're not gonna do this anymore.
She said I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home.
So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't need to roam.
We'll take out the diningroom table, and put  bar along that wall
And a neon sign to point the way to our bathroom down the hall.
She said, "Just bring those Fridy paychecks, and I'll cash 'em
all right here. And I'l keep on tap for all your friends, their
favourite kind of beer. And for you I'll always keep in stock
those soft alumnium cans. And when you're feeling mocho you can
crush them like a man. SHe said "We'll rip out all the carpet and
put sawdust on the floor, serve hard-boiled eggs and pretzels and
I won't cook no more. There'll be Monday night football on T.V. 
above the bar. And a pay phone down the hallway when your friends
can't find their car. You'll get friendly service and for added 
atmosphere, I'll slip on something sexy and cut it clear to 'here'.
Then you can slap my bottom each time you tell a joke just as long
as you keep tipping, I'll laugh until you're broke. In stead of 
family quarrels, we'll ahve a bar-room brawl, when the Hamm's bear 
says it's closin' time, you won't have far to crawl. And when you
run out of money, you'l have me to thank. You can sleep it off next
morning, while I'm putting it in the bank.
 
Jeff Jarrett:
 "My Heros Have Always Been Cowboys" (Too Easy!)

Kevin Nash:
 "I'm Too Sexy" 
(Still the best laughs in the ring area)

PAPA:
 "I Can't Get No Satisfaction"

Skinner:
 "See Ya Later Alligator" 
 
Yokozuna:
 "Theme Song from: The Twilight Zone"

Ric Flair:
 "Oh Lord, It's Hard to Be Humble" 
Oh Lord, It's Hard to be humble,
When you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror,
Cause I get better lookin' each day.
To know me is to love me.
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh lord, it's hard to be humble,
But I'm doin' the best that I can.

Ron Simmons: (after multiple ignorations...)
 "Another One Bites The Dust"

Lex Luger:
 "Causing A Commotion"

Duke Droese:
 "Hey Baby!"

Roddy Piper:
 "Every Sperm Is Sacred"--Monty Python

Bryan Adams (Orange and Purple Crush):
 "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry"

Owen Hart:
 "Only The Good Die Young"

Hunter Hearst-Helmsley:
 "U Can't Touch This"

Bill (The Announcer):
 "Dressed For Success"

Brian Pillman:
 "Maniac" (RIP!)

Hawk:
 "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"

Danny Spivey:
 "If You Could Read My Mind" 
(I sure hope you can, becuase I can't right now)
What A thought my thoughts would tell
(My thoughts can tell you, but I can't
because I'm too drunk to talk right now!)
ROFLMAO!! PMP!!
PS: Thanks for showing us how good we really ARE at drinking!
ROFLMAO!!

Sean Waltman
 "Theme from: The Goof Troop"

Bob Holly
"Theme from" Horace The Horse

Jessica:
 "Bitch"

The Church Lady:
 "Good girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere"

For all the times, trips and troubles, we want to say, "THANKS!"
Maybe there will be another round, maybe not, but, we enjoyed 
the rides every go round! Hope you did too! We really miss 
"the 'good old days'!"

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